I've been accepted to volunteer for the Paraolympics in March, in the Mythical Whistler BC... Yay me!

Message #1 March 13, 2009 Sender: (403)466-1814 Time: 22:09:29

Mom does not need ur bullshit everyday I will fix u gay ass cock sucker thats all u can I am ready to see who wins take care gas ass pimp.

Message#2 March 13, 2009 Sender (403)466-1814 Time: 22:02:57

Hahah loser I am just loving it I am already winning u seem to talk too enough why dont u actually go to court and testify I cant wait.

Message#3 March 13,2009 Sender (403)466-1814 Time:21:56:04

Good luck my dear wow ur angier is just amazing u do not gods talent that why u are a failure

I was getting so lonely without having to get him so hot and bothered by my sexy tits! He's been so quiet these past year. His lack of being a drunk homosexual Wild fan was a big turn off. I missed our banter. Constantly putting him down was such a tit hardener for me.

t's like this. We have two milkshakes, and I have a "crazy" straw. After I drink my milkshake. The I drink your Milk Shake.... THEN I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE... I DRINK YOUR MILK SHAKE. I DRINK YOUR MILK SHAKE! - Daniel Plainview.

I thought that my past was behind me. But When I was younger I'd find people's bags wallets, in public places and return them. I have returned many. This is my thang. This is my Stichk...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu2nbXG vPfU

In parting I would love to leave you with this song by Wes. for the 1998 World Cup. Before my life turned to shit, a very magical year of youthful fun.

PS France won that cup.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bRjbWV 7T-s

As I indulge Maple syrup with really strong booze, and other sweets ie Ice Cream. And if my brain doesn't suffer a catastrophic sugar rush shut down, or I haven't wandered suburbia trying to secks with the young teenaged girls at my church who look up to me for leadership, (aka stalking their homes, and getting shot by overly aggresive RCMP officers).

I might be able to write my drunk Canadian thoughts. I call it Crazy Canuck Show. Tonight is the pilot episode.

But Tonights fun Crazy Canuckism is brought to you by toxic Chorliinated and Floridated water, well and a package of Hubba Bubba Gum. ( I know I'm a pussy.... I had to spend this months alloted cash on Harry Potter 7 book, and glasses (because this fucking government can't subsudize a measily pair of glasses).

So my high tonight is pretty natural, for a fat aging Chinese Canadian, with Diabetussss..... (trust me my insights and angry ranting when REALLY drunk are quite funny. I just have to get a rug doctor to clean the floor though). I was inspired by this, by pouring a sticky mess of Maple goop, eating Tim Hortons, Tim Bits, and drinking a whole creamer of coffee cream you can get (the come in milk to go bottles), and was quite hyper.

However I squandered this on playing Warcraft 3, attacking my own team over and over again as I usually do, but making little shits cry.

Anyways, I confused a poor old Philpeno woman (possibly seeking a better life after being a sex slave in Hong Kong no doubt, only to end up working as a "tele" pest). She called me to census me, and I cordilally answered her monotonous questions straightly. But as she refused to add 2 and 2 together (and often repeated the choices Very satisfied, somewhat satisfied, not satisfied, not very satisfied, and other Orewillian Socialist terms. After I gave her my thoughts about City of Calgary Services. (which are pretty good actually).

I fucked with the poor woman's head. You could even hear gales of laughter from her cohorts.

She would ask me about something she already had answers for from 5 questions back. I was under the impression that this was a QUICK survey; I would give her the response. Kiprusof and Habibulin would provide a rather interesting Battle of Alberta. (not that these things matter to me, as I'm headed to China to become a ninja hacker..... I mean a loving big brother and upstanding role model for my baby sister). My dad corrupted her before I did, by allowing her a couple spoonfuls of beer. (She's going to get along VERY well with her girlfriends when she moves to B.C.). I'd give her crazy incoherent responses and ramblings (as I'm doing now, ah the glories of ADD).

Anyways, my foolishless ranged from Losing my Legs in Kandahar, I'm a Cardassian (somehow changed to Kashmirian, and latter Manchurian when she asked me if I'm a "Visible minority" (odd, why would this question matter in the cultural mosiac saftey blankey that's Canada?).

That I won 3 golds, in the Bejing games, in Judo, Fenching, and Boxing, (note I lost my legs in Afganistan no?).

When she asked me if I watched C.B.C. (our version of ABC, if ABC was a socialist crown corporation controlled by the government (CTV, CBC Canada's major television like BBC in England are government controlled). Again I fail to see the relevance in knowing what I watch if the census is about "life in Calgary".

I told her I enjoyed watching Hockey Night In Canada, and told her I hated the new song, and hummed the old Hockey Night in Canada theme. Then rambled on about the Flames. Telling her that Inginla is my favorite player and I had a World of Warcraft undead named after him. Talked about The Oilers and Gretsky ( I honestly feel your pain, as he didn't provide during his ranger years). Talked all about the old blue blazars they wore.

She'd keep on insisting to ask me if I read the "Calgary Sun"? I'd talk about the "Calgary FLAMES Sun".

She mentioned the Calgary Herald (after a good 30 min of her life wasted), talking the the "Calgary Flames Sun". I would excitedly mention that the "Denver Times" building was actually the Hearld building (in "Resurrecting the Champ". I wasted 5 min giving her a synoposis of the movie.

When asked for the umpteenth time if I feel safe in my neighborhood, (a suburb that I rent out of, that has access to a lake... ok ok I live with my sister and cousins, and best mate we all rent we're students). I told her that the neighborhood is overun with crazy teenagers (the teenagers here are actually well behaved, They usually just party at home, with Xbox3. Either that or my particular corner of it is getting older). Like come on kids the night is young, it's summer, you're young. Do stupid shit already. Oh that's right. They're on here all night). Anyways. I had to pass the terrible news that the Dark Lord has returned, (That some teenager named Voldemort is leading a gang of hoodie wearing Chavs called Deatheaters, selling drugs to the innocent children. (There's a new elementary-Jr High (aka HK's future "It's a TRAPPP!" trap, when the RCMP catch me). That there were stop signs, vandalised to read "Stop Voldemort". (there was only one sign, defaced by black marking tape to read Voldemort. (This is often my taunt on Warcraft, to kids. I'd mention the sign, as They're being attacked and begging for help, soon after I attack them). Despite me mentioning that on a scale of 1-10 do I feel safe walking the streets of my neighborhood at night...

I'm a dick assman no?

At 8/29/09 9:41 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: and suckle on your foreskin.

Aw, he banned me from his userpage. Did I get under your skin little buddy? I'm sorry, I didn't know it was so easy to make you cry. I'll let you get back to fapping to hentai, I know you have a very busy schedule.

If you're too much of a pussy to accept a reply, don't send someone your shit. I would think after being such a cunt for so long you would have gotten some balls, but I guess not.

So a squeaky voiced little faggit makes a flame post for me. Obviously his mommy is done sucking his little dicky.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/10 99111/2

The thread" Make me cry"

My post: smell my underware.... there we go yup. Victoria Falls!

Victoria Falls is a waterfall that borders Zimbabwe and South Africa. It's the world's largest waterfall.